GOSSIP

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all mechanical things. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later his company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else…

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses…

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.  He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.  When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” demanded Brian,…

Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking the cows.” “Oh my goodness, Johnny! We don’t talk like that here! We use the gentlemanly ‘the bull is scaring the cows’.” “Yeah, whatever gramps.” On…

John was talking to his fiancée Rebecca and he said Be honest now baby How am I as a lover? To which she replied Honey I would definitely say that you re warm Really? he said excitedly Yes in fact I would say that you re the dictionary definition of the word warm John was…

A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered. “What year?” asked the waiter. “Right now!” bellowed the tourist.

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, “Wow, unbelievable!” Which woke Ed. “What’s going on?” said Ed. “I’ve got to go to the other tent and find my…

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar .After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the top…

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do…