GOSSIP

Benny the reporter checks in at some old hotel smack in middle of nowhere after hours of driving. Coming into the lobby, he is confronted with the strange sight of an old Indian, whittling stick, long black hair, reddish skin, sitting on one of the chairs as if he intends never to get up. “That’s…

Roper James, an Australian lawyer from Melbourne was on a short vacation in a small country town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the side of the road. Going by instinct, Roper James figured that there was some sort of traffic accident. He…

The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. “Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said. “Who took you to the hospital?” “Your brother, Joe, drove…

A city man was visiting a small farm in rural North Carolina. While he was strolling around, taking in the sights of country living, he saw the farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off…

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline: The frog asks the psychic, “When will I find a girlfriend?” The psychic says, “I see you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know…

There was this gas station in redneck country, trying to increase its sales. One day, the owner came up with an idea and put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a redneck customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a…

Cameron brought his baby boy, Jaylen, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As the doctor finished, he commented, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling and proud, Cameron answered, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” the doctor replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.” “So what do you say…

A large outsourcing company in New York, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Jack as a new CEO. Feeling heady as the new boss, Jack is determined to demonstrate his decision-making ability and wants to immediately take action to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, Jack notices…

Tommy went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Tommy’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. Looking at his breakfast, Tommy noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?” His…

A man bought a new gadget (unassembled, of course) and after reading and rereading the assembly instructions still couldn’t figure out how it went together. Finally, he sought the help of an old handyman working in his backyard. The old fellow picked up the pieces, studied them, and then began assembling the gadget. In just…