GOSSIP

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers. The little boy is kneeling at his bed saying, “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa.” The father thought the wording was a bit strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son…

Naveen asked Girish to help him fix the antenna at his house. So, after work, the two just went straight over to Naveen’s house. When they got to the door, Naveen went straight to his wife Nishi. Gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her…

Hymie Goldberg and his friend Moishe are having a drink in the clubhouse between races. “A weird thing happened to me a few years ago,” says Hymie. “It was the seventh day of the seventh month, and my little Herschel was seven years old that day. We lived in apartment number seven, and I got…

Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right. By 7 p.m., things had not changed, so I suggested I go outside, pretend I had just gotten home, and start all…

Harvey is standing in a bar in Darwin drinking, when his mate walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, “It’s been great, but I better get home. The wife doesn’t like me to stay out late drinking.” Riley’s immediate response is, “You aren’t doing it right. Do what I do. Go…

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him can’t believe that the guy had just done that. He is even more…

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a…

An elderly Scottish woman is driving her husband to a doctor’s appointment. A police officer pulls her over for speeding. He approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The husband replies, “He said he stopped you for speeding.”…

The pastor’s wife was expecting her second baby. So he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise in view of the cost another child entailed. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. A few years later, after six children, this started to get expensive and…

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia for a holiday and ride into the desert. They find an oasis and get off their camels. They walk into a tent that they think is the one they rented. But actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. They start to relax but when the prince shows…