A new tenant moved into the apartment across from me. A couple of days later, there was a knock at the door. I opened the door, and there stood the most stunningly beautiful woman I’d ever seen. As far as I could tell, all she was wearing was a mid-thigh-length satin nightgown tied at the waist, barely covering her massive breasts.
She smiled and asked if she could borrow some sugar. I stammered a quick “Yes” and got her a cup. We stood in the hallway chatting for a moment. I found it difficult to concentrate as her gown seemed to slowly part, revealing more and more, and my excitement became harder and harder to hide.
Suddenly, she looked around and whispered, “I hear someone coming. Maybe we should carry on the conversation in my apartment.” She grabbed my hand, and we quickly entered her apartment.
She closed the door and, turning toward me, slowly undid her robe, letting it fall to the floor. She was now completely naked. “Well,” she said seductively, “what do you think is my best feature?”
“Your ears,” I replied softly, gazing in wonder.
“My ears?” she asked, confused.
“Yeah,” I said, “when you said you could hear someone coming… it was me.”