YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Frees pareneshome for their first night together.In the morning. Johnny, Frees little brother. gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom If Fred and Mary are…
A man and a woman started to have sxx in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
On First Night Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity. Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fu*k So Well” Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How to Do You Know I Fu*ked So Well“
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks…
A man is cheating on his wife And one night, after a rather energetic session with his mistress, he falls asleep and doesn’t wake up until 3am. Horrified, he scrambles around for his clothes, gets dressed, and leaves as fast as he can.On the way home he has an idea. He goes to the local…
He Used Protection yet His Girlfriend Became Pregnant…How?Guy Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke.How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his…
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”,When she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied, “My loves this beard. I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!!” “Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice……
A young good looking woman married an old man. The marriage was pretty good except for the bedroom. The old man just couldn’t please her. One day they decided to go to the doctor. The woman told the doctor: “No matter how long or often we try, he just can’t please me.” The doctor said:…
When The Pr*stit*te Turns Out To Be His Wife. A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a Pr*stit*te before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a…
A woman visited her doctor for her annual exam. The doctor asked, “Are you and your husband s*xu@lly active?” “Yes, we have verbal s*x everyday.” the woman answered. “Verbal s*x? I think you mean or@l s*x!” the doctor laughed. “No, I mean verbal s*x.” the woman persisted “Every morning my husband and I pass each…