YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Joke no 1 : A waiteress takes an order from a customer who asks for half a Caesar salad. The waiter says “Well, we have a small and a large, would you like the small?” The customer says, “No, I don’t want a small or a large. I want HALF a Caesar salad. Why is…
THIS BLONDE IS SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE BLONDE JOKES This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she…
He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having s*x with anybody else. “So how did you do it?” she asks. “I trained my d!ck to respond to drill commands like so.” He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. “d!ck, ten-HUT!” His p*nis springs straight up, erect and raring…
when Wife reveals she had sex with Tiger Woods On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I…
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order: “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful…
What’s the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a h00ker? The nympho says, “You Ire done already?” The h00ker says “Are you done yet?” And the wife says, “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
Three Women Were Sitting In A Bar Enjoying A Drink. They Got To Talking And Found Out That All Of Their Husbands Were Named Bubba. The First Woman Says, “We Need To Come Up With Nick Names For Our Husbands So We Know Which Bubba We’Re Talking About. The Third Woman Says, “I’Ll Call My…
Rabbit Sellers Have S*x With Old Man’s Wife An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride. One day a salesman comes to his door selling rabbits. “That’s a mighty fine looking rabbit you have there,” says the old man. “How much do you want for it? 11 “This one sells for 20 bucks,” says the…
A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down . The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you…
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger…