Two guys win big in a casino and onewants to hire a h00ker.They’re not familiar with the areaso they’re not sure how this works.After hours of random searching theyfinally find a pretty stunning blonde.So the one guy says to his friend thathe’ll catch up with him tomorrow so hecan leave his friend to do the…

A Feminist Talked to me About the Dwayne Johnson Rule The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, would i be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.I thought this sounded like a good rule. So…

A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, “But we don’t know anything about each other.” He replied, “That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along.”So she consented and they were married, and they went on honeymoon to a very nice…

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.The 1st passenger said, ‘I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.’ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.The 2nd passenger,…

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Frees pareneshome for their first night together.In the morning. Johnny, Frees little brother. gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom If Fred and Mary are…

A man and a woman started to have sxx in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

On First Night Of Their Marriage Husband & Wife Claim Virginity. Wife: “If This Is Your First Time How Did You Fu*k So Well” Husband: “If This Is Your First Time How to Do You Know I Fu*ked So Well“

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” cries the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks…

A man is cheating on his wife And one night, after a rather energetic session with his mistress, he falls asleep and doesn’t wake up until 3am. Horrified, he scrambles around for his clothes, gets dressed, and leaves as fast as he can.On the way home he has an idea. He goes to the local…

He Used Protection yet His Girlfriend Became Pregnant…How?Guy Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke.How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his…