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The Wife Finds out That The Husband Is Of No Use Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years of this his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibr@tor. She goes ballistic, “You impotent b@stard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks at…
G@ngb@ng with Widow John decided to 30 skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded UP John minivan and headed north. After driving Qor a Pew hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. go they pulled into a nearby earm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the…
An average looking man walks into a bar. A beautiful woman approaches him.The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned.He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him, so he agreed.They both get into his car and drive really far.He stops at…
Tragedy With WidowTwo elderly widows were on a walk. Ethel said, “Well, Mabel, I’ve been reading these Cosmopolitan magazines at the doctor’s office. But all they talk about is ‘mutual 0rg@sm’. Mutual 0rg@sm here and 0rg@sm there. Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual 0rg@sm?” Finally, she shook her head…
When Prince Charles Meets H00ker Prince Charles decided to take up walking and everyday, at the same street corner, he Would pass a h00ker. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certainto follow.•one hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout. “No! Five pounds!” he said from the side of his…
The H0rny NunsThe first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes. While he was changing. I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his p!nis.”The priest says: “Do not be ashamed….
Eine Frau kommt von ihrem Arzttermin nach Hause und grinst von einem Ohr zum anderen. Ihr Mann fragt: “Warum bist du so glücklich?” Die Frau sagt: “Der Arzt hat mir gesagt, dass ich für eine fünfundvierzigjährige Frau die Brüste einer Achtzehnjährigen habe!” “Ach ja?”, witzelt ihr Mann, “Und was hat er über deinen fünfundvierzigjährigen Hintern…
Drei Damen – eine Rothaarige, eine Brünette und eine Blondine – sind auf dem Weg zum vierten Loch in einem Golfclub in Florida… Als ein Mann, der nichts als eine Papiertüte über dem Kopf trägt, aus den Bäumen springt und über das Grün rennt. Die drei Damen starren ehrfürchtig auf die Größe seiner Männlichkeit. Die…
Die 18-jährige Enkeltochter kommt die Treppe runter und will zu einem Date gehen. Dabei trägt sie eine transparente Bluse und keinen BH. Ihre Großmutter ist empört und sagt: „Wehe, Du traust Dich so auf die Straße.“ Die Enkelin antwortet: „Reg’ Dich ab, Oma. Das ist heute eben so. Man kann seine Rosenknospen ruhig präsentieren.“ Und…
her and says I bet your underwear is blue. His teacher smiles and says no and lifts up her skirt to show she is not wearing any underwear. Johnny smiles and says my dad will pay you the 25 dollars. The teacher shows up to Johnny’s house and talks to his dad and tells him…