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In Brazil, there’s a legend about a guy from Pernambuco (a brazilian state) famous for two things. First, he’s the biggest patriot of his land, fiercely proud of its culture and flag. The second reason is his gigantic pen!s. So grand, in fact, that he decided to tattoo a message along the hefty shaft of…
There once was a mad scientist who lived atop the highest mountain in the land. His ambition was to make a perfect clone of himself, artificially aged to resemble him exactly. He succeeding in this, but when his newly-made twin stepped out of the cloning chamber the mad scientist discovered his fatal flaw. He made…
An American politician hits the road to advocate for his campaign.He visits a rural town and speaks to the townsfolk to learn how he can appeal to the people. A citizen steps forward and says “we have a hospital with a plethora of medical facilities but we don’t have any doctors or nurses to work…
Two kids were arguing on the playground at recess. “My father is better than your father!” “No, he’s not!” “My brother’s better than your brother!” “No, he’s not!” “My mother is better than your mother” A pause. “Well, you got me there, my father says the same thing.”
Two friends meet after a long time…. Man: two year ago, my brother ran for Congress. Friend: What does he do now? Man: Nothing — he got elected!
A sophisticated, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around, spots a beautiful rug, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. Unfortunately, standing right…
His friend says “Cool bike. Where did you get it?”First guy says “I was walking home through the park. A beautiful woman on a bike rode up, jumped off the bike, stripped naked, and told me to take whatever I wanted. I took the bike.” “Good call” says the friend. “The clothes probably wouldn’t have…
A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t come in here with a cow!” The man says, “This is a special cow. You can drink all night, take one sip of what comes outta this thing, and you won’t be hungover.” “You’re lying,” says the bartender. “Only one way to…
A study of over 1500,00 men finds that people with a lower IQ are likely to have a larger pen!s The study goes on to say it found a strong coruhlashin between IQ and pen!s size saying the results had a stastisticly sigfignicant negitiv coruhlashin. With a study size of over 1500,00 mails, sientists say…
Ms. Johnson asks her junior high class what body part grows 6 times its size when it gets excited She calls on Susan who says “Ms. Johnson that is a very inappropriate question to ask girls in this class. My parents will hear about this.” She then calls on Jennifer who says “the pupil of…