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Two h**kers were on a street corner. They started discussing business and one of the h**kers said, “Yep, it’s gonna be a good night, I smell c*ck in the air.” The other h**ker looked at her and said, “No, no. I just burped.
A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. “Quick hide, it’s my husband” she says to the 2 men. The first guy hides in the attic…
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’ The wife replied ‘That’s for the slip of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou on it!’ ‘Don’t worry’, said the husband,…
My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt. Then she says, “Take off my skirt…” So I took off her skirt. Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…” So I took off her br@ and p@nties. Then…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom…. He saw her rubbing her body and mo@ning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her m*@ning….
If you currently work in the finance industry, or have aspirations of doing so, chances are you have heard of a Bloomberg terminal. This Beginner’s Guide to Bloomberg tutorial will introduce you to one of the industry’s most widely used sources for real-time financial information. This guide is aimed at new Bloomberg users, and will provide…
When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your…
A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes. He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and eventually…
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay? What’s your name?” “It’s John, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of…
The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.” So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that tv.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.” So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said:…