A Young Bloke with his Pants Hanging.

a young bloke with his pants hanging half off his ARS two gold front teeth

and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the center link to

sign some paperwork he marched up to the counter and said hi you know I just hate

being on the Dole I’d really rather have a job I don’t like taking advantage of

the system getting something for nothing and all that the social worker behind

the count said your timing is excellent we just got a job opening from a very

wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter

you’ll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all

of your clothes because of the long hours meals will be provided you’ll also

be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips this is

rather awkward to say but you will also have to as part of your job satisfy her

sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex

drive the guy just plain wide-eyed said you’re bullshitting me the social worker

said yeah well you started it

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