whenever Little Johnny’s parents wanted some alone time they would send him out
to the front porch with a bowl of ice cream this worked for a while but
eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come
back inside before his parents were done so one day his mom came up with another
idea to keep him occupied while bringing him out to the front porch she said
Johnny once you you finished your ice cream I want you to survey the whole
neighborhood and then report back on your findings he thought it was a fun
idea and agreed then his mom hurried back inside after finishing his ice
cream Little Johnny looked around the neighborhood then after a few minutes he
walked to his parents window and yelled the Henderson got a new car his mom
yelled back that’s great keep looking after a few more minutes of surveying
Johnny yelled up to the window again the Bakers are planting flowers his dad
yelled back good job keep looking little Johnny went back to surveying the area
but after 5 minutes he ran back up to the parents window and yelled Mr and Mrs
Johnson are banging suddenly the commotion in the parents bedroom stopped
and after a few seconds of Silence his mom popped her head out the window and
asked how do you know the Johnson’s are banging Little Johnny replied because
their son Timmy is sitting on the front porch with a bowl of ice cream.