an older couple Bertha and Hans made their way to Texas Hans has always
wanted to get some authentic western boots he spotted a pair bought them and
proudly returned home he walked through the house in his new boots and asked
Bertha in the kitchen do you see a change in me Bertha looked at him and replied
calmly no I don’t see anything new about you frustrated he ran into the bathroom
took off all his clothes except for his cowboy boots of course and called louder
for Bera do you see a change in me now Bera remained unimpressed and said
calmly Hans what could be different he hung today he hung yesterday and he will
hang again tomorrow Hans shouted in Anger do you know why he’s hanging Bertha
repliedCal l no Hans yelled because he’s looking down at my brand new cowboy
boots Bertha didn’t bat an eyelash and said dryly you should have bought a hat
Hans you should have bought a hat
