A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. Three women walked past and felt sorry for him.
One said, “Have you ever had a hug?”
He said, “No,” so she hugged him and walked on.
The second one asked, “Have you ever had a kiss?”
He said, “No,” so she kissed him and walked on.
The third one asked, “Have you ever been screwed?”
He said, “No,” as his eyes lit up. She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”