A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun.
Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers.
The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?”
The young man replied “ Hi, I’m Eddie, I’m here for Betty, we’re going out for spaghetti, is she ready?”
The farmer laughed and said” You are a clever young man!”
Eddie replied” We rhyme. all the time!”.
“Well come in, Betty will be ready to go soon.”
A second knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. Another well dressed man stood there with flowers.
The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “
The young man sheepishly answered ” Hello, my name is Joe I’m here for Flo, I would like to take her to a show, may she go?
The farmer laughed and said” you are a clever young man.”
Joe said” We rhyme. all the time!”
“Come on in Flo will be ready to go real soon!”
A third knock at the door. The farmer again answers with his gun. Another well dressed man stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed, “Young man what do you want? “
The young man said“Hi my name’s Chuck. “
The farmer shot him.
