This woman is walking past a brothel, when she notices a sign which reads
Celebrity S*x
Wayne Rooney $500 per night
Babe Ruth $700 per night
Father Christmas $2000 per night
So she goes in to enquire about the price list, the manager tells her that the reason Wayne Rooney is so cheap is because he ‘dribbles before he shoots’,and the reason that Ваве Ruth is cheap is because ‘once he’s in , you can’t get him out’ ,
Then she asks ” why is Father Christmas so expensive?”, and the manager says ” well , he only comes once a year , but he’ll fill your fсuкing stockings”