A man saw a lady with big вrеаsтs. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your вrеаsтs for $1000?”
She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her вrеаsтs for 10 minutes.”
Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”