Two couples were playing cards. Tom accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Alex’s wife was not wearing any panties. Shocked, Tom hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Tom went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Alex’s wife followed him and asked, “Did you see anything that you liked under there?” Tom admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.”
After a minute or two, Tom indicated that he was interested. She told him that since Alex worked Friday afternoons and Tom didn’t, he should come to her house around 2 p.m. on Friday.
Friday came, and Tom went to her house at 2:00 p.m. After paying her $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then Tom left.
Alex came home around 6:00 p.m. He asked his wife, “Did Tom come by this afternoon?”
Reluctantly, she replied, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”
Next, Alex asked, “Did Tom give you $100?”
She thought, Oh hell, he knows. Finally, she said, “Yes, he did give me $100.”
“Good,” Alex said. “Tom came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.”