GOSSIP

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be married 30 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Beth replied, “Well Charles, I…

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner—both EMTs—rushed to her home.Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen.Then he began to gather her information.“What’s your age?” he asked.“Fifty-eight,” answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger.“What does that do?”“It’s…

There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married.The local news station decided to interview her.The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.“This isn’t my first husband, so it’s not much different than the others,” she replied…

A woman was taking an afternoon nap.When she woke up, she told her husband,“I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”“You’ll know tonight,” he said.That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.Delighted, she opened it to find a book…

A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then, her other daughter walks up. “Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?” “Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened. Finally, her son walks…

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied. He opened the drawer of the…

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.”“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.Because he also told me he was an atheist.“Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”Her mother replied,“Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him…

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said:“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”Said the counsellor:“Why…

Little Johnny ran to his daddy shouting,“Daddy, daddy, can you believe it? I am expecting another A plus in today’s exam!!”“Oh really?” replied the daddy.“Yes. It was just one simple 20 marks question. it was easy!!”“Okay, what was the question about?”“It was about the difference between a salon and a barbershop.”“Okay, so how did you…