FUNNY JOKE-Their Daughter is Spoiled
ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling newMercedes limited edition convertible that’s…
A Blonde and a Lawyer in Plane
the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,…
When Young Woman Married an old Man
young man supposed to do he asked?”The doctor replied: “The younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are !ntimate.”So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man’s wife, while he was trying to please her.They tried over and over, but he…
When Somebody killed Nobody & Crazy Ran away
ran into the police station and tell themwhat happened and thepolice asked “Are you crazy” and Crazy said “yes I’m crazy”and he got kicked out ofthe police station Lesson: Never name yourchild Somebody, Nobody, and Crazy
FUNNY JOKE – Tragedy in Sleeping Cabin
were both still wide awake and they both knew it.He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet under your bed toget me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just fortonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.” “That’s a great idea!”, he…
A Congressman and Little Girl in Airplane
but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks…
FUNNY JOKE-Granny Shocks the Doctor
A woman and baby are in the doctorssurgery, the doc is concerned about thebaby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breastfed?The woman replies, “Breast fed.”The doc gets her to str!p down to herwaist so he can examine her breasts.He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubsboth breasts for a while …“No wonder the baby is…