GOSSIP

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge….

come up and that she wouldn’t have to explain it to her daughter.“But then, when I have a baby,” responded the teenager,“won’t it knock my teeth out?”

WIFE: What would you do if i died?Would you get married again?Husband:No! How can I think of re-marrying?Wife-Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.Husband:Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.Husband: Ok, ok,…

To his delight, the hotel is exactly as it was all those years ago, with the only exception being that the room now has a computer. So he decides to type an email to his wife. But in his excitement he forgets one letter in the email address. One letter. Meanwhile, in a different part…

can keep smoking. Ethyl, completely confounded by this move remarks:Ethyl: “What is that?! I need one!”Gladys: “Oh this? Just go to the pharmacist, and tell him you need some condoms.”So Ethyl decides right then and there she needs to get condoms immediately. She takesa detour on her way home that day and visits the pharmacy….

The biker looked at him and didn’t say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass and would fight at he drop of a hat.The drunk leaned on the table again. And he said “I got it on with your grandma. And she is good. The best I ever had!”The biker…