Naughty chicken
circling over its head. Farmer yells , “You deserve it,you horny bastard!” The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky, and whispers,” Shhhhhh, They’re about to land!!!” MORE FUNNY JOKE A smart-talking Man
A smart-talking Man
He couldn’t wait to brag to her and indeed she was sointerested in him, they went back to his house together.The next day she became his stepmother. MORE FUNNY JOKES Man Got Free Dishwasher
Man Got Free Dishwasher
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER! MORE FUNNY JOKES There was an American man who lived in Thailand
There was an American man who lived in Thailand
The man was horrified. He went back to Thailand to see a Thai doctor thinking he would know more about it. The doctor said “Oh yes, pongolion HP, very rare. yes” said the Thai Doctor. The American doctor wants to amputate my p*nis, the man said. “Stupid a american doctor, make more money that way,…
Need Make up to Unlock Phone
Wife: Doing her makeup💄 early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy ⁉😡 Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me. Husband: Laughing Loudly MORE FUNNY JOKES When alien couple Get down on farmer’s field
When alien couple Get down on farmer’s field
a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and hispenis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can. The next morning the aliens…
A Chicken Goes to a Fox for Therapy
are feeling and why you are feeling this way. Sergio says “When I was a young chick, I was abused by a relative. My parents did not believe me. Then, my older brother Jesus Cortez, was killed horrifically in a farming accident. He was shredded into chicken fingers right before my eyes. My parents blamed…
A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals
missing. Did you eat them?”The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says: “No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.” The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe. Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to hisTribe and…
Teacher asked the Question
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba.Teacher: I dont understand any thing you said .Student : Same Here .