GOSSIP

Bryan and his grandmother were walking in the rain when suddenly Bryan finds his favor- ite candy on the ground. He asks his grandmother if he can eat it and she says “don’t pick up dirty things you find on the ground”. They continue walking and the grandmother slips and falls in a pool of…

Professor told d*rty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kinds of jokes, they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the protest. In the next lecture,in the beginning of the…

Death: It’s your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I’ll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You’re soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde… Dumbass…

Three nuns told a priest they were going to commit a sin each. Afterward, they came back to him to say their confession so he could bless them. Three nuns in a convent went to their priest and told him they would commit one sin each. The priest said okay and asked them to go…

The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks shyly. The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen a n@ked human body before. The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my n@ked body.” “Of…

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, “Very quick!” The lawyer explained…

The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife. They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked, I answered, “Yes.” They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.” I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” “Why, what happened?” he asked. “I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves…

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all…

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the father yelled, “Why did you take all this…