Dude next to me in the bar starts bragging to me about how much money he’s been making with his new side hustle.
“So, here’s the thing – I’m not gay, but I found out there’s a whole bunch of guys in this town that will pay you to suck them off behind the laundromat down the street!”
I said that doesn’t really sound like my kind of thing, but he insisted that you could make a lot of money doing it.
“Last week I made $300.25”
I said “who gave you the 25 cents?”
“They all did!”
