Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says I’m
sleeping with the priest’s wife can you
hold him in church for an hour after
Mass for me the friend doesn’t like it
but being a buddy he agrees after Mass
Bob starts talking to the priest asking
him all sorts of stupid questions just
to keep him occupied finally the Priest
gets annoyed and asks what he’s really
up to Bob feeling guilty finally
confuses to the priest my friend is
sleeping with your wife right now so he
asked me to keep you occupied the Priest
Smiles puts a brotherly hand on Bob’s
shoulder and says you better hurry home
now my wife died a year ago
