I thought about an old age question: is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the bollocks? Women always maintain that giving birth is far more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the bollocks. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I came up with the answer to that question: getting kicked in the bollocks is more painful than having a baby. And here is the reason for my conclusion: a year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, ‘It might be nice to have another child.’ On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, ‘You know, I think I’d like another kick in the bollocks.’ I rest my case.