A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.”
The boss, looking concerned, replied, “Why do you always have to give me bad news? Can’t you ever bring me some good news for a change?”
The secretary shrugged and said, “Well, I suppose I could. Would you like me to start with the good news or the bad news?”
The boss, feeling a bit curious, decided to humor her and said, “Okay, let’s start with the good news.”
With a smile, the secretary exclaimed, “Well, the good news is that you’re not sterile!”
