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Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.
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“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or, she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
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