Two donkeys were talking about their owners:
The first one said
“My owner is so harassing, he beats me often”
The second donkey:
“Why don’t you leave your owner?”
First donkey:
“I was thinking about it, but he has a very good-looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous, he says that he would get her married to some donkey, and I am just waiting for that to happen.”