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Teacher: “If you have one dollar and you ask your dad for another dollar, how many dollars do you have?” “Billy: One dollar. Teacher: I’m sorry, Billy, it seems you don’t know your math. Billy: I’m sorry, Miss, it seems you don’t know my dad.”
When I woke up this morning, my wife was cooking breakfast in nothing but a T-shirt… When she saw me, she said she needed me to have sax with her right now. I was surprised but happy to oblige. After I asked what that was all about. She said, “the timer broke and there was…
The military conquests of Genghis Khan are well known. His Mongol cavalry swept across the open steppe taking vast swathes of territory. His armies plowed through China, conquering the central plains and Tibet. From humble beginnings in Mongolia, he created an empire that stretched from the Chinese coast in the east all the way to…
“No problem, sir,” says the S-M, and when C Company is on parade, he calls out “Atten-shun! Higgins! Your father’s dead!” at which poor Higgins breaks down in tears on parade and has to be escorted away. The next morning, the colonel once again sends for the sergeant-major and says “Mr. Macintosh, once again C…
A married couple are being int1m@te in the bedroom, when suddenly the wife groans in pain and looks up at her husband. “Honey… take off your ring before you finger me.” She says. He gives her a confused look and replies, “That’s not my ring, that’s my watch.”
Two kids were arguing on the playground at recess. “My father is better than your father!” “No, he’s not!” “My brother’s better than your brother!” “No, he’s not!” “My mother is better than your mother” A pause. “Well, you got me there, my father says the same thing.”
One day Jimmy John went to into a br0thel on the west coast of Canada. He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service. Jimmy, with his Newfoundland accent says: “ I would like to see Peggy Sue.” The hostess replies: “ok, she is just finishing up and…
The ladies of “Riverdale” aren’t shy when it comes to talking about s*x. “I’m very open s*xually. I love to talk about it,” Lili Reinhart, who plays Betty Cooper on the hit CW drama, said in the February issue of Cosmopolitan. Her co-star Camila Mendes, who plays Betty’s BFF Veronica Lodge, added that talking about…
“Mummy, mummy, are little birds made of metal?”“Of course not, darling, why do you think that?”“I just heard dad say he’d like to screw the arse off the birdnext door.”