Category: Funny Jokes

A husband buys a dozen of VS panties of the same pattern and color to his wife Wife: “oh god, now people will think that I never change my panties “ Husband ” which people?”

Doctor Cohen comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, however your p*nis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it. ” The man, Max, groans,…

A young Caucasian decided to visit a h**ker when he visited Thailand. A week later upon returning to the States he developed severe urinary pain. This was followed by purulent discharge and blistering of his p*nis. Anxiously worried he visited a physician who told him, “You have contracted a rare STD that unfortunately necessitates amputation…

Dr. Mike had s*x with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring in his head that said: “Mike, don’t worry…

A man goes to a Doctor’s Office about his p*nisA man walks gingerly into the office where he is met by a nurse with whom he speaks to “Err, nurse? Excuse me, this isn’t easy for me to say, but you have to promise you won’t laugh”“Well, sir, on my honour as a nurse and…

Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, “Give him two Viagra.” The nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” Dr replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!”

A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra.The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man.”Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the…

A women married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her . He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman…

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.“What’s wrong?” he asks.She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for…

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed s*x more.The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with…getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger…