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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t come in here with a cow!” The man says, “This is a special cow. You can drink all night, take one sip of what comes outta this thing, and you won’t be hungover.” “You’re lying,” says the bartender. “Only one way to…
A study of over 1500,00 men finds that people with a lower IQ are likely to have a larger pen!s The study goes on to say it found a strong coruhlashin between IQ and pen!s size saying the results had a stastisticly sigfignicant negitiv coruhlashin. With a study size of over 1500,00 mails, sientists say…
Ms. Johnson asks her junior high class what body part grows 6 times its size when it gets excited She calls on Susan who says “Ms. Johnson that is a very inappropriate question to ask girls in this class. My parents will hear about this.” She then calls on Jennifer who says “the pupil of…
A young blonde girl from California in her late teens, who moved to Texas, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby up scale neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if…
The father says to the receptionist: „I hope the p0rn is disabled!“ Receptionist replies: „No, it’s just regular p0rn you sick fu*k!“
A teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines they know Little Harry promptly raises his hands and says, “Tylenol! For headaches!” The teacher says, “Very good, Harry, anyone else?” Little Jenny answers from the back, “Um, Ambien, my Mom tells me it helps her sleep…?” The teacher smiles at her and says, “Good…
One day Jimmy John went to into a br0thel on the west coast of Canada. He was greeted by a stunning hostess that politely asked how they can be of service. Jimmy, with his Newfoundland accent says: “ I would like to see Peggy Sue.” The hostess replies: “ok, she is just finishing up and…
The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says “Ya know genie, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I’m terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that…
A pr0st!tute says “Faster, faster!” A girlfriend says “More, more!” A wife says “Beige… I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
“You see, it’s getting a bit crowded up here”, St Peter explains. “What kind of roommate will I get?” Steve asks. “A gentleman from 14th century Mexico.” “Medieval Mexico?!” Steve exclaims. “But I’m from 21st century Britain! We’ll have nothing in common!” “I’m sure you’ll find something to talk about if you try”, says St…