YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she…
A woman goes to the dentist….and the dentist says “Looks like you need to have a tooth pulled.” The woman says “I’d rather have a baby.” The dentist looks at her and says “Make up your mind, I’ll have to adjust the chair.”
A girl in the bikini walked into the pool. After a few minutes she lost her bikini bottom. Horrified, she grabbed the pool’s warning sign post to cover her bottom. Everyone turned to her and laugh. She realized that post said “slippery when wet”. She quickly threw that post and grabbed another. Everyone also laughed…
The Divorce Court Judge has just finished reviewing Mickey’s petition for divorce when he says to Mickey, “Now let me get this straight, you say you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she’s crazy?”. Mickey, visibly upset and very emotional responds to the judge: “No, No, No Your Honor. I don’t want to divorce Minnie…
A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong p@nties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short sk!rt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a…
A 70 year old man goes into a br0thel. He picks out a young pretty woman, …. … they go up to her room, str1p down and climb into bed.The old man performs like a teenager, the pr0stitute is amazed at how energetic and agile he is, she tells him if he can do it…
A German man wanted to buy a train ticket to visit his friend in Naples. He goes to the Italian ticket agent and buys the ticket, but explains that he wants to reserve a seat facing the direction that the train was going. The Italian ticket agent hands the German his ticket, and he boards…
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. He forced himself to…
A salesman was visiting every farm in his territory, peddling a new insect repellent that was several times more effective than anything else on the market, but wasn’t having much luck. Desperate to make a sale, he approached a dairy farm at milking time. He let himself into the barn and introduced himself to the…
A hitchhiker is searching for a sleeping place for the night as he came by a large farm. He went over to the house and knocks on the door as the owner opens. So the Hitchiker went over to the barn. Right as he stands at the door he sees the very h0t Wife and…