YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
It was Christmas Eve, and a woman came home to her husband after a long day of shopping. That night, as she got ready for bed, he noticed a small mark on the inside of her leg. Curious, he asked, “What’s that?” With a sly smile, she said, “Oh, I went to a tattoo parlor…
The little girl looks down the little boy’s shorts. “What’s that?” she asks. “I dunno.” The little boy the looks down the little girl’s shorts. “Well what’s that?” “I dunno,” the little girl replies. So they go back to their separate homes, and the little girl goes to her mother. “Mommy, what’s this?” the little…
A man enters a bank and walks up to the clerk desk. “Good day to you sir, what can I help you with today?” Says the clerk. “I want to open a fucking account at this shitty bank.” Responds the man. “Excuse me?” Says the clerk lady. “You heard me, I want to open a…
A young woman with a baby in her arms entered the butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news. that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it? He said, he’d offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed, the butcher had…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies,…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. they were about to have love when the girl stopped. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a Bad girl and I charged $20 for lovemaking. The man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing….
A man had always dreamt of having a pair of real cowboy boots. One day he sees a pair on sale, decides to treat himself and walks proudly back home in his new boots. He enters the house and asks his wife, ‘Do you notice anything different about me?’ The wife looks…
Jacob and Jessica had been dating for over a year, and they decided to get married. They loved each other deeply, and everything seemed perfect for their future together. However, there was one significant challenge—Jessica’s younger sister. Her sister was 20 years old, dressed in tight mini-skirts and low-cut tops, and often bent down near…
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his…
John walked into class late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”John replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down. Ten minutes later, Mike came in late. Mr. Clark asked him, “Mike, why are you late?”Mike answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.” Five minutes after that, Kevin walked in late….