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Husband : Near the vegetable market .Wife : Wait I m coming there right now .After 10 minutes she texts her husband, “Where are you?”Husband: I’m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need. MORE FUNNY JOKES The Other Morning at 3 a.m
my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let…
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.” “Sounds like you may…
a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moveshis hands to his sides and unzips his pants and putsher hands inside. She massages him tenderly for a fewminutes and asks: “How does it feel?”He replies: “It feels great but I still think my thumb is broken”. MORE FUNNY JOKE The Hotel Has A Funny Story…
They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically. Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear. Then Carl started to…
John, a wealthy 60 year old man,shows up at the country club oneday with his new wife, a smokinghot 22 year old blonde.His buddies are amazed. “There is no waysomeone that young and attractive wouldagree to marry an old geezer like you.How did you pull it off?”“It’s simple,” John says, “I lied toher about my…