YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Mike was 35 years old and he had been together with his beautiful girlfriend for over a year already before they decided to get married hehad been the whole time faithful withher but during the whole year he hadbeen having his eyes on her beautiful younger sister who was always wearingvery tight miniskirts and going…
A WOMEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE LOCAL MARKET AND SEE IF SHE COULD FIND SOMETHING NICE FOR HER TO WEAR FOR THE EVENING…SHE TRIED ON MANY DIFFERENT LINGERIES WHEN SHE FINALLY FOUND THE ONE AND BOUGHT IT.BACK AT HOME SHE DRESSED UP IN IT AND TOOK A PICTURE TO SEND TO HER HUSBAND. SO,…
A salesman was preparing to go on a long trip, so he thought he’d buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a s*x shop and explained his situation. The clerk said, ‘Well, I don’t know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except… the Magic…
A WOMAN HAD BEEN SHOPPING THE WHOLE DAY AT THE MALL AND WAS ALMOST READY TO GO BACK HOME WHEN SHE NOTICED A TATTOO ARTIST DOING A REALLY AMAZING TATTOO FOR THIS ONE WOMAN.SHE GOES CLOSER TO TAKE A LOOK AND IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZED HOW TALENTED THE MAN IS. ONCE THE TATTOO ARTIST FINISHED HIS…
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him…
A young man comes to the confessional: “Forgive me father, I have sinned. I was with a woman of dubious morals.”The pastor asks, “Is that you, Jimmy?”“Yes, it is I, father.”“And who was this woman you talk about?”“I can’t tell you that, father. I wouldn’t want to sully her name.”“I’ll find out sooner or later,…
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have s*x.His grandfather tells him, “When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have s*x maybe once a month….
For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy. For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did…
A guy walks into a bar with a frog……and sits down to order a drink, setting his frog (in its cage) on the bar. A few seats away from him sits a beautiful, young woman. They’re the only two at the bar, so after awhile, with curiosity eating away at her, she asks, “So what’s…
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don’t worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name them? Doctor:…