YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A married couple were doing their bedtime routine. The man got into the bed and started reading a newspaper, while his wife was standing in front of the mirror, looking at her n@ked body. “Honey, I’m getting old. I have wrinkles in my face, my b==bs are sagging, my thighs are getting big and my…
A priest and nun spend the night together .A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: “Sister, I don’t think…
My L@sbi@n neighbors Jane and Caroline asked me to help them conceive a child recently. They said they wouldn’t mind if we did it the old-fashioned way as they were desperate to have a baby…. As they were both very liberal minded. Anyway, we’ve been trying for 6 months now and I’m wondering if I…
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Er@ction with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc checked the man’s blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the Wife. He took Her to another cubicle and asked…
Yesterday I was having a talk with my friend and he said, “I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.” Half shocked and half impressed I said, “Wow – that’s really impressive! What did she say?!” My friend shrugged and replied, “Come…
Wife and husband have bought c0nd0ms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying n@ked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six…
Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made. Samantha explains it to her.”I still don’t get it? Can you show me.” Suzy says. “OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I screw.” That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn’t understand. The next night Jack…
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregn@nt. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregn@nt? For a moment her father…
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife s activities . A week later the detective returned with a video They sat down together to watch it . Although the quality was less than…