YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep… Some…
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied,…
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay, what’s your name?” “I’m Phil and I’m OK thanks,” I replied. “Phil, forget your troubles Come to my villa, rest a while…
well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been? Larry replies: I was out getting a tattoo! A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly. What the…
A lawyer is out for a drive when he gets violently sideswiped, seemingly out of nowhere. A police officer arrives at the scene to take his statement, but the driver keeps ranting on and on about the damage to his car. “My beautiful BMW! The god-damned door was torn right off!” The police officer rolls…
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they’d better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on…
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark n@ked. The husband, however, became suspicious and…
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, “I don’t know… why don’t you play your age?” He…
A woman in her 90s calls her doctor and asks: “Doctor, where is the heart?” To which the doctor replies: “it is at the height of your left n*pple” The elderly woman thanks the man and ends the call. A new day arrives and the doctor reads the headline of his newspaper “Elderly woman wants…
