YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening . when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then…
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your sk*rt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier…
Teacher : Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people lives? Student : Smo-king, Drin-king & F*c-king
A husband comes home to his wife after being fired from the pickle factory… His wife asks him “So what happened?” The husband explains “I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to myself ‘what would happen if I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?’” The wife…
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type” Faba declared. “What’s that? What’s do you mean intellectual type?” Mujo asked with curiosity. “Well, I mean…
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your…
Bob told his daughters, “As soon as your dates arrive I’ll talk to them. If I don’t like them, I’ll shoot them.” The doorbell rang and bob answered the door, shotgun in hand. “Who are you?” Bob asked. The boy said, “My name is Teddy. I am going steady with Betty. We are getting Spaghetti….
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. “This picture looks like someone I know” she says. The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME….”
A married couple has invoked the ghosts, after 15 minutes of invoking has appeared only the face of the grandmother of the man. The married couple has asked the grandmother together: “What would you like to tell us dear granny? ” The granny has said: “I am looking forward to seeing you soon. Have a…
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said, “Your swing is good but you’re gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would…