YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A mailman was retiring after running the same route over 20 years, he had gotten to know the people pretty well so he left little notes of appreciation in their mailboxes… The next day he gets to the first house on the block and the couple there greet him with a going away present and…
My wife said she would leave me if I don’t stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits… They Pulp Fiction.
Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime. She says – God bless mommy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and… goodbye grandpa. He asks her – why did you say that? I don’t know, I just felt like saying it. The next day, grandpa drops dead. Wow, thinks dad,…
A guys sees a pretty girl sitting alone in a library .He leans over and asks her “Do you mind if I sit with you?”. The girl answers loudly “Hell no I don’t want to sleep with you, you fu*king pervert!!!” Everybody in the library looks at the guy and he feels humiliated. After a…
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, “Honey that’s wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we’re having twins?” She nods her head and says, “Well,…
Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying. Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?” The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger” The Little Boy Too Started Crying. Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?” Boy: “I’m Here For…
Teacher to Student: Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester, you are roaming with other. What you Think of yourself ? Student : Syllabus Changed Mam.
When the John came home, his wife Mary was crying. “Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed. “My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?” John asked. “I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.”…
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head in the lush. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiney new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are…
A soldier gets his p*nis blown off in jungle combat and is sent to the closest field hospital. The doctor at the field hospital says sorry son your p*nis is completely blown off, there is nothing I can do.. well there is something but it would be completely experimental . The next morning the soldier…