YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
4 men are in the hospital waiting rooms, because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s a crazy coincidence, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father…
A business woman was very busy and had a hectic schedule. She called her husband and said, “Darling, I have to work late tonight. I was going to go shopping at the department store after I got off work, but I just don’t have the time. Would you be a dear, and stop at Hopkins…
A blonde hitchhiking on the highway gets picked up by a trucky. They get down the road, and the blonde needs a piss.“I ain’t stopping! I’m already behind, and I stopped to get you,” said the trucky.“There’s an empty Coke bottle there; use that.” The blonde thinks about it but can’t do it and says,…
A woman gets married and shortly afterwards her husband dies. A friend tries to console her and asks, “What happened to your husband?” “He died of from eating poison mushrooms,” said the wife. The woman gets married a second time and not long after the marriage her second husband dies. The same friend…
Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home, but on the way both have a desperate need to pee. They nip into a cemetery, do the deed and realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with. So…
Rex came home after a hard day at work. He went into the kitchen and realized that it had been freshly painted. He was surprised. He asked his wife if she had painted the kitchen. Karen sat on the couch while eating Cheetos and bon-bons. “No,” she replied. “I’ve been asking you to do the…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town… They wanted to have s#x when the girl stopped for no reason!! and She say: “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s#x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and…
A guy goes to a house of pr#stitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed… She’s about to take off her sheer pink negl!gee, when the fire alarms ring! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went to play golf one day. They were about to tee off on the first hole… The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of…
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of Bad things magazines. What did you do? the other nuns asked. Well of course I threw them in the trash. The second nun said, Well, I can top…