A woman gets married and shortly afterwards her husband dies.

A woman gets married and shortly afterwards her husband dies. A friend tries to console her and asks, “What happened to your husband?”    “He died of from eating poison mushrooms,” said the wife.    The woman gets married a second time and not long after the marriage her second husband dies. The same friend tries to console the grieving wife and asks, “What happened to your second husband?”    “He died of from eating poison mushrooms,” the grieving wife replied.    The woman takes a third husband and not very long after the marriage the third husband dies.    The consoling friend asks once again, “What happened to your third husband?”    The saddened wife responds, “He died of a broken neck.”    “A broken neck?” replies the friend.    “Yes,” says the wife, “he wouldn’t eat his mushrooms.”

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