Also, Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18. She agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9…

Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fu*ked.

be a bit louder, please? I’mtrying to m@sturb@te.”

When You Have Good LessbIan NeighborsRob: My LessbIan nextdoor neighbors just gaveme a Rolex for mybirthday.I really like it but I thinkthey misunderstoodWhen I said ” I wanna watch”

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder… A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, “Mama, mama! Look, I’m white!”. His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, “Go and tell your dad what you told me!” So he ran…

A lady dwarf goes to her gynecologistfor her annual check up.“Any issues or concems?”, asks the Dr.”WeII,now that you mention it, I have noticed thatwhen it rains, my labia gets a bitred and sore.”“That’s very unusual”, says the Doc, “Hop upon table and let me take a look.”She does,and after a few minutes of checking…

Boy in the bath with his mum.Boy says, “Whats that hairy thing mumMum replies, “That is my sponge.”“Oh yes,” says the boy, “The babysittersgot one, I’ve seen herwashing dads face with it .”

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcomingfishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him.After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddiesarrived at the lake to set up camp, they…

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old sonwasn’t actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.