A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”“No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”The…

“Son, I guess you are old enough to know. You know our town is strict about no pre-marital s*x. Several town men used to… um… relieve their stress into the local well. One dark night, I was heading back to our house, and I fell in the well. After some fuss, our family got me…

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, “Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad.You better roll him over.”The mortician rolls him over, and…

A man’s organs are having a meeting to decide how to survive the current crisis. The Brain takes the chair. (Brain) – Ok! Times are hard. We need to work together and help our human to survive this crisis. I will open the floor for discussion. (P*n!s gets up) – I have an idea! Let’s…

Rex came home after a hard day at work. He went into the kitchen and realized that it had been freshly painted. He was surprised. He asked his wife if she had painted the kitchen. Karen sat on the couch while eating Cheetos and bon-bons. “No,” she replied. “I’ve been asking you to do the…

An older gentleman and his wife are having problems with their s*x life Norm and Flo take a trip to the doctor’s and old Norm explains that they still enjoy an active s*x life but in the past 5 years Flo has never reached an 0rg@sm. The doctor, who incidentally is a very handsome and…

I just don’t get hookup culture On nights out, when I tell them I’ve got a d!ck like a horse, there’s no end of people willing to come home with me. They’re all eager and flirty in the taxi. But when we get home it’s all: screaming, running and shouting “why has it got legs‽”

The doctor was surprised and asked her how it happened. She replied “My boyfriend got into Harvard and was so excited he made love to me in his sweater”. The doctor gave her a cream and told her to apply for a few days and the mark will disappear. The next day, another girl came…

A knight rides on a road. Suddenly, a frog comes to him. – I am under a spell, – the frog says. – Kiss me, and I’ll become a beautiful princess, and will be your wife and love you forever. The knight kisses the frog and – Bamf! – it indeed turns into a princess….

A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed n@ked and sweaty. She asks, “What’s…