He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bill looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,…

A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel. “I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “I read online that some hotels do that!” “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts…

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?” She said “I’m…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for…

So Jane decide to teach him in a way that he would understand. “listen Tarzan, what you’ve got between your legs is a dirty rag and what I have between my legs is a washing machine. So you just have to wash your rag in my washing machine.” Tarzan began to grow extremely fond of…

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her!…

A lady comes home from her doctors appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your…

An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. The man grinned and said, ‘Sure is,…

“I wonder if he’s found anything,” he says to his wife, “I’m gonna to go ask him.” “C’mon honey, leave the loser alone.” But he was already up and walking over. “Found anything?” the man calls out. “Oh yes,” says the detectorist. He reaches into his bag and pulls out a ring. “I found this…

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc….