Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can’t see each other signing. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. “Honey, why don’t we agree on some…

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from this one.” Everyone begins to…

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.” The couple then makes passionate love….

A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive… After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring. It’s the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay. “It doesn’t matter,” answers the doctor….

Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a bl*wj*b!” “You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with my Richard!” They turn to the third blonde and ask: “When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, also?” “Ugh! That’s…

A man goes to a hospital and sees a man m@sturb@ting. He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t m@sturb@te every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a bl*wj*b to…

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.” Blonde: looking shocked “Oh, you mean with one person?”

John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly. Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably. One day, John’s old neighbour, Peter approaches him. “Hey John, Uhm, I don’t know how to tell you this, but every night when you make love to your wife…