A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service.

A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service.
His friend ask “Dale, what the hell happened to your face?”

“When the lady sitting in front of me stood up to sing the hymns, I noticed her dress was clutched between her butt cheeks, so, being poIite I pulled it out, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

“Well, how did you get the other black eye?”

“She got so upset that I pulled the dress out, I figured I would just push it right back in. “

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