A man and a woman met at the donation center, and the two chatted. The woman said, “I’m here to donate blood, and they pay me five yuan.” The man said, “I’m here to donate sperm, and they pay fifty yuan.” The woman thought about it for a long time. Then the two broke up….

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down…

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic…

A clearly inebriated, stark n*ked, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab… The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her body made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a n*ked woman before? “The…

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”

The chieftain quickly figured the voluntary doctor from Europe might be to blame. So the chieftain asked him to talk in his tent. Chieftain: “Today my wife gave birth to a white child. She and I are dark skinned. You are white. It doesn’t take a doctor to figure out that you have slept with…

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all mechanical things. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later his company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else…

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses…

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.  He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.  When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” demanded Brian,…

Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking the cows.” “Oh my goodness, Johnny! We don’t talk like that here! We use the gentlemanly ‘the bull is scaring the cows’.” “Yeah, whatever gramps.” On…