A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him…

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after…

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?” “Good question”, noted the Rabbi. “We…

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber…

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it go?” “I died of shame!” She answers! Why? Her Mother asked. Annie said, “Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can…

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, Sir.” “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor, Sir.” “And if another terrific storm sprang up…

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to…

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when he was rudely interupted by a pre-med student. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out. “To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture. A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So…

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!” The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute…

Two factory workers are talking. The woman said, “I know how to get some time off from work!” “How?” asked the man. “Watch this,” said the woman. She climbed up to the rafter and hanged upside down. The boss walked in, saw her and said, “What on earth are you doing?” “I’m a lightbulb,” she…