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The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigswhen their son runs in and announces to his father in a loudvoice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s fu*king the cow.”After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to hisson and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit.You should have said.“The bull is…
A very rich businessman asked his small son what he wouldlike for Christmas.“A baby brother please,” he replied.“I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks toChristmas.”“Well, can’t you put more men on the job?” the sonsuggested.
A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find herparents in bed.“Well!” she exclaimed. “And you tell me off just for suckingmy thumb.”
The little girl’s mother was entertaining her next doorneighbour when her little daughter walked in.“Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?” she asked.“No I’m not, why do you ask?” said the puzzled neighbour.“Mum says if there’s any dirt about you’ll dig it up.”
An 18-year-old boy says to his father, “Dad, I keep gettingthese terrible urges, what can I do about it?”“I think you’d better go and see my friend Bob, he’s a s*x therapist, I’m sure he’ll be able to help. Pop round to hishouse this evening.”The boy does as his father suggests, but after 5 visits…
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and, I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn…
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?” The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin,…
A young guy called tommy bought a horse from a farmer. For $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day. The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Tommy replied, “Well, then just…
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence. “These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge. “Is this true?” “Yes,” says Dave. “Disgusting man ,” says a man in the audience. The judge proceeds. “Then, two weeks later, you beat your wife’s mother with the same hammer. Is this…
I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you throw up on my seats.” I burped again. Thankfully; I was able to hold it down until we stopped outside my house. Another enormous burp escaped my lips. The driver assessed me once more and…